Laugh, laugh again and share.... BEANS

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence.
"My father grows beans," said one girl.
"My mother cooks beans," said a boy.
A third student emeke spoke up, "We are all human beans."

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Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "emeke."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Financial management

FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT.
Yesterday, I only had two hundred naira (N200) in my pocket. I confidently walked into Sheraton and made an order of the most expensive meal they had available accompanied with the most expensive wine. After the meal and drinks, my bill was Eighty four thousand seven hundred and fifty naira (N84, 750) after which I told the waiter that I had no money. The perplexed waiter called the Hotel manager who promptly handed me over to the police. On my way to the police station, I gave the two hundred naira (N200) to the officers and was set free. This is what we call financial management.
You too can try it........ All the best. ....

People without wedding gift

PEOPLE WITHOUT WEDDING GIFT
Emeke was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them:
1. Bride’s relatives
2. Groom’s relatives
He entered the groom’s door and found two doors again.
1. Ladies
2. Men
He entered the men’s door and found two doors again.
1. People with gifts
2. People without gifts
Emeke entered the second door (people without gifts) and He found himself outside the hotel. 🙂 😀

Drunk Emeke

LAUGH AWAY YOUR SORROWS

DRUNK EMEKE
Emeke was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key. His neighbour asked him “sir can I help you open the door?” Emeke said “don’t worry, just help me hold the house straight cos it's moving ,then I can open the door”